… with Pitchforks!
Today was the first day of the exhibition mounted by the County Council Highways Dept. setting out how they're going to spend £3.45m solving all the road traffic ills in the town. As far as I can see, this involves (1) putting in cycle lanes on the town centre bypass, (2) getting rid of a key roundabout and (3) making a key link road past Asda one-way.
Well, I arrived half an hour after it opened and to say the atmosphere was febrile would be an understatement. There were a lot of folk already there and, on a scale of 1 (strongly agree) to 5 (strongly disagree), the temperature was between 7 ("You must be joking!" ) and 8 (clowns and idiots!)
I made a few verbal representations along the lines of (1) we already have an existing cycle route through the town centre, so why encourage they beggars onto the bypass with its heavy lorries and farm vehicles (2) looks very nice, but if you're a resident of the small estate situated just off the roundabout, you're now going to have an enforced left turn and won't be able to turn back on yourself (thanks to the ill-conceived one-way system) until you reach the Wiltshire boundary, and (3) you do realise that the one-way street will be the only way (now you're getting rid of the roundabout) that the school bus transport can access the bypass, meaning twice a day 10 full-size buses in 15 minutes will be trying to traverse it, which will be a nightmare, and if you're trying to keep the street-side parking in that road as well, you're having a complete giraffe!
I did ask about a proper relief road, in conjunction with all the new building in the next 15 years, across the south end of the town, but was told it would cost "hundreds of millions", so was a complete non-starter.
Many visitors were taking the opportunity to berate the poor Highways people about multiple other problems across most of North Dorset, which were totally beyond their remit, but there we go ....
Filled in the manual response form, fairly, mind you, only two "Strongly Disagrees" and (having done my Civic duty for this year) duly left a happy bunny!