The cat.

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The cat.

Postby Workingman » 31 Oct 2019, 00:45

A hunter is walking through the hills and forest when he spots a big cat. He's wondering whether it's a mountain lion, a puma or maybe a panther as he quietly unslings his rifle. At that moment the big cat spots him and starts to charge so he takes aim and fires... click, it's a dud, he tries again, another dud, and again only for the third dud and the cat is now almost upon him.

He then does the only thing he can think of, he gets down on his knees and with hands together he starts to pray. Suddenly the cat stops, sits, looks up to the heavens and puts its paws together. The man is amazed and angry and starts to thump the ground in despair; the cat does the same thing. He puts his hands over his ears and the cat covers its ears with its paws, in fact everything the man does the cat does the same thing.

"Well here was me thinking that you were a mountain lion, a puma or maybe a panther, and that you were going to kill and eat me, but I needn't have been afraid because all you are is a.....

















copy cat."
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Re: The cat.

Postby Kaz » 31 Oct 2019, 08:54

:P :cute: :P
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