Just been quoted..

[cromwell]

£4,500 for a new bathroom!
F-f-f-f-f-festering ferrets! I'm not paying that - the floor would never take the weight of a solid gold bath anyway; and at that money surely it has to be a solid gold bath?
Good job I was sitting down when i got the quote, I went all dizzy!

[Workingman]

Kerrripppes. I'd want a couple o' they Vestal Virgins wi' them Ostrich feather fans (Sorry Ossie) thrown in fer that price... as well as the gold bath.

[cromwell]

Who does he think I am - the Emperor Caligula? Do I get a free mosaic and a toga?

[Kaz]

That's a fair bit of moulah Cromwell

[Lozzles]

Kerrripppes. I'd want a couple o' they Vestal Virgins wi' them Ostrich feather fans (Sorry Ossie) thrown in fer that price... as well as the gold bath.

[Kaz]

Do they have Vestal Virgins in Leeds?

[Workingman]

You ARE kidding.

Cromwell has them all in his bathroom in Wakey.

[Lozzles]

I'll be a vestal virgin for that money. I'll even bring my own fevvers

[Kaz]

I don't remember seeing many in Wakefield when my first H and I used to go to the Variety Club there in the late 70s I saw the Shangrila's perform Leader of the Pack there - or it might have been Batley! And Tommy Cooper

Those were the days

Loz

[louise]

I wish thats all mine had cost me. Its only the size of a postage stamp but taking out the bath and organising a shower large enough for my disabled husband to be able to have a stool in . plus new loo, handbasin and all tiling , all from Wickes cost just over £5000. In hindsight I think a jobbing plumber would have been my best bet and let him sub contract the tiling and electrics if need be. It does look nice now its done but there isnt a gold tap of vestal virgin anywhere to be seen.