Dire straights

[buster]

Mark Knopfler comes home, carrying a Large Picture Frame and a Bag of Chips.

His wife says - "Hey Mark. What have you been up too"..???

He replies..

"I was at the Auction House and got a rare French Impressionist Painting and I got you something from the Chip shop on the way home".

"How much have you spent this time"..??? she asks.

"Bugger All". says Mark....

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Wait For It..

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"I got the Monet for Nothing and the Chips for Free"...

[Kaz]