Oh you mug, Ossie! I'm in the money.... again. I have just had one from the United Nations, yes, that United Nations.
Apparently I have been so plagued by Nigerian scams that an international fund has been set up to ease our pain. All I have to do is send $420 via Western Union and the UN will send me an upfront payment of $250,000.00 with the remainder of $4.2 million in the coming weeks - if I just fill out the form.
All the UN names mentioned in the email are legit and in the positions as claimed. What could possibly got wrong?
I'm in the money, I'm in the money....