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New shop

Postby cromwell » 20 Dec 2019, 18:30

My Chinese neighbour said to me today that he was opening a crows shop.
"Do you mean a clothes shop?" I asked.
He replied "No, a crows shop. Come and have a rook!".
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Re: New shop

Postby TheOstrich » 20 Dec 2019, 19:40

:lol: :lol: :oops:
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Re: New shop

Postby Workingman » 20 Dec 2019, 20:56

:lol: :lol: :lol:

But, you're raven us on, surely.
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Re: New shop

Postby cromwell » 20 Dec 2019, 22:03

You could jay that!
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Re: New shop

Postby Workingman » 21 Dec 2019, 00:24

Yeah, as if I give a chough.
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Re: New shop

Postby manxie » 21 Dec 2019, 10:16

what a h owl a fly by night I reckon hehe

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Re: New shop

Postby TheOstrich » 21 Dec 2019, 13:02

Get yer coat, Crommers, the (joke)door is over there ….. :evil:
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Re: New shop

Postby JoM » 22 Dec 2019, 20:22

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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