I really, really, really hate Google, Amazon, eBay, Snapchat, Faceache, Twitbox, What'sit, smartphones, tablets, laptops, computers, the Internet, the Unternet, Freeview, the BBC, ITV, C4, C5, Real radio, all radio, iPlayer, email, Omail, Gmail, Zmail and Cadbury chocolate, especially the chocolate.
Why do I have to synchronise this, connect the other, become part of summat when I just want to live my life.
I have a new phone and moving all this carp is worse than moving house - security this, PIN that, password the other. I remember the days when if you got a new TV and turned it on it worked.