MABEL PIG, REHOMED FROM RESCUE WITH MAURICE PIG
THE AMAZING MAURICE PIG, WHAT A CHARACTER AND TRAINED ALL MY GIRLS TO BE FRIENDLY
THE OBVIOUSLY NOT VERY PHOTOGRAPHED MAISIE, LITTLE DEMON AND CONSTANTLY FILTHY. GOT LICE FROM FRATERNISING WITH THE SQUIRREL
THE BEAUTIFUL MEGGIE, WHO BROKE MY HEART
MEGGIE WITH BABY MATILDA, WHO WE BOUGHT TO REPLACE MAURICE
MATILDA AND MINNIE. MINNIE WAS ACQUIRED TO REPLACE MEGGIE, WHICH BOTH MATILDA AND I DISCOVERED WAS IMPOSSIBLE, POOR MINNIE, WE LOVE HER NOW, JUST ABOUT