We were all going to be free on July the 19th weren't we? Of course we were. Boris was very optimistic, Javid was, Sunak was.
But we have been here before a few times. The times when restrictions were going to be eased right up until a few days previous, when a new "crisis" would suddenly spring up.
And with Boris "wonky trolley" in charge (because he wants to go one way, but can be pushed the other), you just knew it was going to happen again. As indeed it has.
Roughly thirty seconds after saying everything is grand, Mr Trolley is now saying (after all restrictions are lifted) that there may have to be "more precautions".
So obviously there is a difference between restrictions and precautions?
Today we get it. There is a "crisis in schools". Honestly, how much longer can this garbage go unchallenged? On one day last week 450 people died of heart desease, 400 of cancer, 180 of dementia - and six of covid. How safe do you want to be, exactly?
Healthy children don't die of Covid. Vaccines have been remarkably good at defeating the virus for adults. What is he playing at?
But, here we are again. Somebody in SAGE has gone "Ooooh" and our PM, trembling Thomas, has gone weak at the knees again.
The covid test MrsC took involved something being shoved up her nose. Can you imagine doing that every day to young children? How much will that upset them? And to what purpose?
Crazy.