BoJoke rootles through his fancy dress cupboard for the police uniform he wore to last year's Christmas party so he can go on camera on a cold and wet Liverpool morning to tell us how hard he is going to come down on dealers and county line drugs gangs.
Meanwhile, back at the HoC, Mr Speaker is inviting in proper police officers to investigate the finding of traces of cocaine in all but one of the MPs' toilets in Westminster. Squeaky bum time.
Maybe MPs and their staff should be randomly tested, as has been the case from time to time in some companies, the emergency services and the armed forces.