I am on the ferry right now. It left at 04:40.
I spent the day working packing and cleaning the cottage ready to hand it back.
During the day I received a text from Irish ferries telling me to leave extra time as traffic was bad and passport was difficult. They said they would close check-in 1 hr before boarding and if I didn't make it 1hr before, they would try to put me on a later sailing.
I left at 21:40, about 20 minutes earlier than my earliest time.
First issue was that the M11 was shut at J12. So I took the A1. With roadworks and slow traffic this added nearly 40 minutes to the journey.
One of my uncle's had a birthday party last weekend at Ashford and I got chapter and verse about the A20, so I decided to use the A2. I stopped at Tesco at Sturrock for fuel, losing 10 minutes faffing because they have changed the signs.
I got in before 1pm and managed to get put in a fast queue, then I got shunted into another queue because I'm alone in the car. It was dire, one car took fully 10 minutes with sheafs of paper being passed back and forward. God knows why? Covid certs?
The car in front of me passed over 5 passports and the 5 mobiles, one after the other, then each mobile had to be scanned.
Finally I got there, opened the conversation in French, handed over the passport, my mobile with the EU tous anti covid app and my cert ready in border mode. Under a minute, done.
Then I drove to the Irish ferries check-in. There was 1 hr 50 minutes to sailing time. Plenty you might think. I stopped in the lane I was in then realised that the outer lane was about 15 cars shorter and moving faster, so I changed.
Then the wait and hop started. Close to 1 car every 5 minutes. I got there at 04:11 and got my boarding pass. Got to the boarding lane and sat for 15 minutes before boarding.
If I had not changed lanes I would have missed the ferry.
I have been travelling Dover as a passenger and driver for more than 50 years. I have never seen such a Sh1tshow.
They can blame the customs all they like, but the biggest problem was their check-in and that took 3x longer than needed even when all my details were completely in order.
Most of the passport problems seemed to be people not being fully prepared. OK I did the whole conversation in French deliberately, but, still, the process is fairly simple.
Minimum 8 hours home and I woke at 6am and had broken sleep till I got up at 9am.
I guess I'm going to need to stop and sleep somewhere. No chance to crash on the ferry, every seat was taken by bus passengers before I got on.