Supermarkets are said to be rationing some fruits and veg due to bad weather in Spain and N. Africa.
Cue the queue of the panic buyers.
Apparently we will only be able to buy two cucumbers and three packs of tomatoes etc. per shop, per person, for a while. Oh, the hardship. Who the hell buys two cucumbers or more than one cauliflower in one go!?
Talk about the media making a pumpkin out of a cornichon.
Sadly there are those who will rush out to scoop up anything they can lay their hands on, then in a week have to throw out the mush in the veg cooler drawer in the fridge.