The Random Thread

[JanB]

Figo!!

Firewater

[Workingman]

Had no idea what it was called, Jan, but 'Firewater' fits the bill.

[JanB]

A sign he's getting older

I have 12 drops tp have put in my "new" eye each day.

First two went okay, third done, there was me, eye open wide, head back and nothing, nada, zilch.

Something wrong with this bottle he said.

I looked down and suggested he take the lid off

[Workingman]

Nothing to do with age, Jan - it's just men!

My son got a new garden hose. On it went, the tap turned on, press the trigger but nothing.

"Michael, you have to open the nozzle to get the water spray or jet, the trigger controls the spray 'on or off' to what you are aiming at, watering."

So, he opens the nozzle: nothing. He looks at the end of the nozzle.... then presses the trigger!

[JanB]

[meriad]

So, he opens the nozzle: nothing. He looks at the end of the nozzle.... then presses the trigger!

oh that is too funny!

[TheOstrich]

oh that is too funny!

Absolutely!

[Workingman]

Oh my bum hurts...

Did a shop, got home and sorted things out, then went to the laptop.

Plonked myself on the chair and oh, ouch, ouch, ouch!

I sat on a wasp and it stung me, It is the first one I have seen this year. I survived, it didn't.

Well let's be honest, it was not a fair contest. A 107kg fat old git versus less than a gramm of wasp. A dab of vinegar and I'm cured, nothing can help the flattened wasp.

[Kaz]

Oh ouch! Definitely not a level playing field…….

[Ally]

Now this really is random.

Why, after having left the UK 20 years and 6 days ago have the NHS sent a letter for me to dad's old house?