A police officer pulled over a driver as he left a ferry at Dover and informed him that , because he was wearing his seatbelt , he had just won £1000 pounds in a safety competiton.
" What are you going to do with the prize money? " The officer asked.The man responded " I guess i'll have driving lessons and get my license "
At that moment the mans wife , who was seated next to him , chimed in "Officer don't listen to him. He's a smart ass when he's been drinking"
This woke up the guy in the back seat , who when he saw the cop , blurted out " I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car"
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked " Are we in England yet?"