When I walked into the house last night I was greeted by the wife holding a can of beer and smiling at me.
Suspiciously I asked "what's this for?"
"My sister saw you chatting to the new barmaid at the local so she moved behind you to hear what you were saying "
" Oh really? and what did she hear? "
" The barmaid asked what I was like and you said I looked like Sue Barker!
"Now sit down, I've made your favourite for dinner and after that we'll go up to the bedroom"
I cracked open my beer and thought it was a good job the pub was noisy, I didn't say Sue, I said Chew