New Viagra

[Aggers]

I hear that powdered Viagra is now available.

Personally, I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole (even If I had one).

Someone told me that he puts it in his tea.

Apparently it stops his biscuits going soft.

[Lozzles]

[buster]

I got some viagra eyedrops , they don't half make me look hard

[Rodo]

What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra?



Niagra Falls.

[Rodo]

Have you tried Starbucks new drink.......Viagraccino?



One cup and you're up all night.

[Rodo]

Men using iron supplements shouldn't take viagra.

It could cause them to spin round and point north!

[Aggers]

What have I started ?

[Rodo]

[Workingman]

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

[Kaz]

Have you heard the name for the new version of Viagra - Mycoxafloppin