With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you
ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of
her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note .
He took the crumpled £20 note from her and smiled
approvingly
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen £50 all crumpled
up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and
seductively reached into her tight, sheer undies... and pulled out a
crumpled £50 note.
He took the crumpled fifty, and started breathing a little
quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen £20 000 all crumpled up?"
"No!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and
excited, .....
"Check the garage."