Man or anagram?
A man. Actually he wasn't called Bekim Ademi at all, according to yesterday's Daily Telegraph. His real name was Elidon Habilaj, an Albanian asylum seeker who claimed, among other things, to have had five of his teeth knocked out by Serbian Police wearing knuckle dusters, whose brother had been tortured to death, whose father had been killed by the Kosovan Liberation Army and whose mother had died of a stroke.
He jumped out of the back of a lorry in 1998, was granted asylum in 2001 and British citizenship thereafter.
In 2009 he obtained a job with the Serious Organised Crime Agency in London. Unfortunately his own details came up on SOCA's database and that was that. Mr Habilaj is currently being tried in his absence, as he has apparently disappeared.
So that's our asylum system in a nutshell.
We have no effective way of telling who people are.
We do not know where they are from.
We do not know if their story is a complete pack of lies and appear to have little interest in finding out.
We do not know if they are good people or bad people.
We do not know if they are healthy or carrying contagious diseases.
Farce, shambles, joke.