The end is nigh

[cromwell]

Have I got time to get to the pub?

Moonie, the Express only has a few headlines and I'm convinced they use them in rotation.
"House prices boom!"
"House prices plummet!"
"New pill cures arthritis / dementia / flatulence / whatever"
"Diana - shocking new evidence" (Or Cheryl Cole's new bloke)
"Immigration - new scandal"

[moondancer]

Have I got time to get to the pub?

Moonie, the Express only has a few headlines and I'm convinced they use them in rotation.
"House prices boom!"
"House prices plummet!"
"New pill cures arthritis / dementia / flatulence / whatever"
"Diana - shocking new evidence" (Or Cheryl Cole's new bloke)
"Immigration - new scandal"

Let's hope they don't get them mixed up....

"Diana goes boom !"
"New pill cures immigration!"
"Cheryl Cole plummets !"

[cromwell]

"New pill cures immigration!"
"Cheryl Cole plummets !"

Love them!

[Kaz]

[Rodo]

[Rodo]

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[Suff]

I guess if you can't fix it a really good send off is an option....

[cruiser2]

We went made in Sainsbury's on Thursday. They had a special offer on the wine mrs.e likes. Buy six and there is 25% off. So we got twelve. Will last till after Christmas.

Our wine rack is full so are keeping some in the garage.

[Rodo]

Bad move that Cruiser. The end is nigh. You might never get to drink it.

[TheOstrich]

The DE and the DM between them ....

Still look on the bright side - a DE solar flare will sure-fire eradicate the DM's Ebola ...