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The Lifesaver!

Postby Kaz » 05 Aug 2014, 16:07

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
Today packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat society - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!

DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffle board, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honoured and had a wonderful time.
He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won £800 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.
Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again, I declined.
He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship ... I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice!!!
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Re: The Lifesaver!

Postby molly » 05 Aug 2014, 18:28

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Re: The Lifesaver!

Postby Diflower » 05 Aug 2014, 20:47

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What a heroine :D
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Re: The Lifesaver!

Postby Paddypix » 12 Aug 2014, 10:36

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Re: The Lifesaver!

Postby JoM » 12 Aug 2014, 10:40

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