Oh dear. The Ostrich has put on 8 lbs over Christmas.
Must have been something to do with eating a whole Terry's Chocolate Orange with the Christmas Pudding and Ambrosia Devon Custard ...
Mrs O then weighed herself and said "about the same!"
I said "Do you mean "about the same" weight as before Christmas, or you've put on "about the same" as the Ostrich?"
Apparently the latter ......
Don't tell the ruddy NHS, will you - they'll have a field day ....