Well, whilst accepting your right to be amused, Suff, I'm anything but amused. Why? Because we have been royally let down by our politicians who have spent the last two years doing everything in their power to thwart a democratic first past the post vote by the people. I'm spitting so many feathers, I can fill both a quilt and a duvet.
The Tory backbenchers gave May a rapturous reception at the 1922 committee meeting. Says it all really. They know they are on a winner, the EU deal will be so watered down, it will be meaningless. I'll tell you this, the last thing we'll now get is a second vote / referendum on May's "deal" - because they won't want to run the risk of the people saying "No". I should think Gina Miller et al are being quietly told to button it.
One of the EU bigwigs tweeted yesterday over Boris's departure that there may hopefully still be a way for the UK to remain. As WM has so often said, the EU has all the cards - their best situation is to agree a watered down deal that leaves us a vassall state, as Jacob Rees-Mogg has opined. Their worst scenario is that we ask to reverse Article 50 and stay in.
Peter Bone, the Leave MP, said in the Commons yesterday that his community activists were afraid to go out on the streets at the weekend fearing they'd get a rough ride from Brexiteers who feel betrayed. Rightly so. Gawd help the next Tory to turn up on my doorstep!
Nigel Farage has indicated he might apply (for a 4th time) for the UKIP leadership at their next election, March 2019. I hope he does. The Conservatives deserve the Mother of all Kickings in the next General Election, and I'm so p*ssed off, I've even got to the point where don't care if Corbyn gets in now ....