So a minor pre-Christmas spat arises in the Ostrich household over what's preferable with the Boxing Day ham.
Mrs O favours soft white baps, whilst Ossie prefers a proper sandwich with proper brown granary bread. The temperature was rising - how to resolve the dispute? Only one way ….
Rock, Paper, Scissors …..
2-0 to Mrs O.
Baps it is,then. Off to buy the piccalilli …..