Leonarda Zarcone, 74, has been here since 1981, built a a business she and her husband started, paid taxes and NI and has settled status, but she does not have the "correct" paperwork. All her family and roots are here, her children and grandchildren.
But she has to go. Some wonk with a clipboard has said so.
If there were not real people involved this could be a sketch from Monty P.
A Home Office spokesperson said: "All EU Settlement Scheme applications are carefully considered on their individual merits, on the basis of the evidence provided and in accordance with the immigration rules.
OK, do it! It should only take seconds for the "allowed" stamp to be applied.