We're comin' home, we're comin'
We are comin' home
Ketchup on me shirt
Egg yolk's soft and leaking
Sausages are burnt
The bacon is too streaky
England on the plane
They'll be home for breakfast
The pie man failed again
So did all his rich mates
Three lions on their shirts
Should be mice or hamsters
A load of tarts in skirts
A bunch of useless **nkers
Comin' home, we're comin' home, we are comin'... home, we're comin' home